Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents
helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me.
And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want
to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and
commit ted my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight
towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test.We couldn't
ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."


The moral of this story is: always keep your
condoms in your car.

Posted by beautiful soul at 1:11 PM